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Too Cute to Function T-Shirt

Too Cute to Function T-Shirt

Regular price $29.95 USD
Regular price $39.99 USD Sale price $29.95 USD
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Color: White
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Ethically Grown USA Cotton
Made to Order
30-Day Returns
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A small, wide-eyed bat peeks up from the hem with blushing cheeks and tiny wings, beneath rounded text that reads “Too Cute to Function.” Soft, comfy tee with a playful gothic-kawaii twist. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable against skin, drapes smoothly, and keeps printed details crisp. Wear it lounging at home, out for a coffee run, or layered under a jacket on cool evenings. It’s a quiet way to show off the gentle, mischievous you.

Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).

Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem

S — 18" W × 28" L

M — 20" W × 29" L

L — 22" W × 29" L

XL — 24" W × 31" L

2XL — 26" W × 32" L

3XL — 28" W × 33" L

4XL — 30" W × 34" L

Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.

Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.

  • Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort

  • Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style

  • Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability

  • Do not dryclean

  • Do not bleach

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

  • Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days

  • Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)

  • 30-day returns from delivery
    Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)

  • Received the wrong item or something damaged?
    Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right

  • Custom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale

Comfort That Doesn't Judge

Some shirts take years to become your favorite. This one skips the awkward phase.

Made from ultra-soft ringspun cotton (with equally soft blends on select heather colors), it's lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear. Whether you're running errands, avoiding phone calls, or rewatching the same comfort show for the tenth time, it'll feel like it's been in your closet forever.