Side Effects May Include T-Shirt

Description

This relaxed crew-neck tee carries a wry, honest message that reads like a private joke you’re happy to wear out loud. Text reads "Side Effects May Include: Overthinking, Regret, and an Unhealthy Interest in Worst Case Scenarios." Imagine slipping into this shirt for a slow morning with coffee, a long walk where your thoughts orbit back to the same questions, or a low-key night with friends who appreciate dry humor. It pairs naturally with well-loved jeans, a cardigan, or layered under an open flannel when you want to lean into casual comfort without losing personality.

Sizing

Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).

Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem

XS — 16" W × 27" L

S — 18" W × 28" L

M — 20" W × 29" L

L — 22" W × 29" L

XL — 24" W × 31" L

2XL — 26" W × 32" L

3XL — 28" W × 33" L

4XL — 30" W × 34" L

5XL — 32" W × 35" L

Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.

Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.

T-shirt Highlights

Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability

Care Instructions

Do not dryclean
Do not bleach
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days
Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)
14-day returns from delivery
Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)
Received the wrong item or something damaged?
Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right
Custom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale

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Side Effects May Include T-Shirt