Please Lower Your Expectations T-Shirt

Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).

Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem

XS — 16" W × 27" L

S — 18" W × 28" L

M — 20" W × 29" L

L — 22" W × 29" L

XL — 24" W × 31" L

2XL — 26" W × 32" L

3XL — 28" W × 33" L

4XL — 30" W × 34" L

5XL — 32" W × 35" L

Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.

Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.

• Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort

• Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style

• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability

• Do not dryclean

• Do not bleach

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

• Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days

• Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)

• 14-day returns from delivery
  Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)

• Received the wrong item or something damaged?
  Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right

• Custom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale