
A soft, statement tee that feels like an inside joke you can wear out loud. The bold, vintage-style serif design reads like a wink , "Master of Poor Timing" is sarcastic, self-aware, and perfectly timed. It pairs naturally with jeans, a denim jacket, or comfy joggers and sits comfortably under a cardigan for cooler nights. Wear it to low-key hangouts, coffee runs, or long travel days when a little humor is the best companion.
Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).
Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem
XS — 16" W × 27" L
S — 18" W × 28" L
M — 20" W × 29" L
L — 22" W × 29" L
XL — 24" W × 31" L
2XL — 26" W × 32" L
3XL — 28" W × 33" L
4XL — 30" W × 34" L
5XL — 32" W × 35" L
Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.
Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.
Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
Do not dryclean
Do not bleach
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days
Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)
14-day returns from delivery
Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)Received the wrong item or something damaged?
Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it rightCustom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale