
This tee carries a dry, dark-humor flowchart that asks “Is everything OK?” and routes to cheeky answers. It is an understated, slightly morbid joke printed in clean lines. The design reads like a tiny comic for the slightly sarcastic soul. For those who trade earnest pep for deadpan wit, this tee becomes part of the regular rotation for casual hangouts, lazy weekends, or cozy movie nights.
Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).
Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem
XS — 16" W × 27" L
S — 18" W × 28" L
M — 20" W × 29" L
L — 22" W × 29" L
XL — 24" W × 31" L
2XL — 26" W × 32" L
3XL — 28" W × 33" L
4XL — 30" W × 34" L
5XL — 32" W × 35" L
Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.
Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.
Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
Do not dryclean
Do not bleach
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days
Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)
14-day returns from delivery
Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)Received the wrong item or something damaged?
Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it rightCustom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale