
Slip into this shirt and let it do the talking. The shirt’s sarcastic announcement, "Crazy Aunt Energy" and responsibility gauge graphic are witty, blunt, and unapologetically fun. It works for late-night bar debates, punishing commutes, or coffee-shop people-watching where you’d rather observe than engage.
Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).
Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem
XS — 16" W × 27" L
S — 18" W × 28" L
M — 20" W × 29" L
L — 22" W × 29" L
XL — 24" W × 31" L
2XL — 26" W × 32" L
3XL — 28" W × 33" L
4XL — 30" W × 34" L
5XL — 32" W × 35" L
Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.
Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.
Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
Do not dryclean
Do not bleach
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days
Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)
14-day returns from delivery
Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)Received the wrong item or something damaged?
Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it rightCustom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale