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Blow Me T-Shirt

Blow Me T-Shirt

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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Color: Sage
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Ethically Grown USA Cotton
Made to Order
14-Day Returns
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This 'Blow Me' dandelion t-shirt is a pun-filled tee perfect for those with a sarcastic sense of humor. The soft, ring-spun cotton fabric ensures durability and comfort, making it ideal for everyday wear. The unisex style and classic fit make it versatile for any occasion, whether casual or dressed up. This shirt is perfect for adults looking to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe, and it's great for gifting during birthdays and holidays. 

Measured flat in inches (yes, actual measurements, not vibes).

Width = across the chest
Length = shoulder to hem

XS — 16" W × 27" L

S — 18" W × 28" L

M — 20" W × 29" L

L — 22" W × 29" L

XL — 24" W × 31" L

2XL — 26" W × 32" L

3XL — 28" W × 33" L

4XL — 30" W × 34" L

5XL — 32" W × 35" L

Fit Tip
Like breathing room? Size up.
Like it fitted? Stay true to size.

Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.

  • Made with ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort

  • Classic fit with crew neckline for a versatile style

  • Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability

  • Do not dryclean

  • Do not bleach

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

  • Items are made to order → usually ships in 2–5 business days

  • Delivery time depends on your location (you’ll get tracking once it ships)

  • 14-day returns from delivery
    Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition (don’t wear it first)

  • Received the wrong item or something damaged?
    Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right

  • Custom, personalized, and clearance items are final sale